








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3101 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2190 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2033 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $696,944 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yaB!sh | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | LEDUR | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | AeroSCHMITZ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | XACRACRA | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | moranGOD | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AeroSCHMITZ | 730 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | yaB!sh | 713 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #3 | XACRACRA | 322 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | moranGOD | 307 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | LEDUR | 233 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x1naida | +2.43 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | AeroSCHMITZ | +2.15 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | LEDUR | +2.14 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | yaB!sh | +0.14 | 79 | 78 |
| #5 | TROPA DO PAU MÉDIO | -1.86 | 69 | 63 |





