








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 533 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2772 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3106 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3365 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3388 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,456,812 of utility $270 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1092 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chOnk | 15 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Zebruary | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | SoulGaming | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | TestoDanieladjo ♡ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Emilios | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TestoDanieladjo ♡ | +1.84 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Zebruary | +1.17 | 73 | 26 |
| #3 | fvtherfigure | +0.89 | 48 | 45 |
| #4 | chOnk | +0.83 | 59 | 38 |
| #5 | SoulGaming | +0.68 | 38 | 53 |





