








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2401 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1204 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1123 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $413,979 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ntr. | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | Piatrix | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Osama bin lagging. | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Rael | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Osama bin lagging. | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | Rael | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | NucBe | 38% | 8 |
| #7 | TXGODYoda | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rael | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ntr. | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | TXGODYoda | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Osama bin lagging. | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Piatrix | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rael | 121 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | ntr. | 118 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | TXGODYoda | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Piatrix | 58 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Osama bin lagging. | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TXGODYoda | +1.96 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Osama bin lagging. | +1.13 | 76 | 48 |
| #3 | LDC- | +0.43 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | ntr. | -0.49 | 53 | 60 |
| #5 | Rael | -0.55 | 67 | 62 |





