








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 902 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,876 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4228 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3776 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4336 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3536 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,817,339 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1882 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryan | 72% | 76 |
| #2 | lilyblossom | 71% | 110 |
| #3 | blood tears | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | MEGA ❤︎ methpuppy | 63% | 206 |
| #5 | D3X | 63% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3X | 20 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | lilyblossom | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | 9/11 footwerk | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | MEGA ❤︎ methpuppy | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | LeekoSuave | 9 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeekoSuave | +4.20 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | lilyblossom | +3.72 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | 9/11 footwerk | +2.59 | 75 | 46 |
| #4 | JuS | +2.46 | 95 | 57 |
| #5 | ryan | +1.94 | 78 | 66 |





