








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2695 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2968 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 868 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1388 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,510 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEGA ❤︎ methpuppy | 75% | 97 |
| #2 | D3X | 73% | 83 |
| #3 | Llama | 72% | 76 |
| #4 | 9/11 footwerk | 72% | 79 |
| #5 | JuS | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llama | 189 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | MEGA ❤︎ methpuppy | 178 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | 9/11 footwerk | 142 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | aimproject | 110 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #5 | . | 106 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryan | +3.14 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Jade | +2.82 | 91 | 26 |
| #3 | D3X | +1.89 | 75 | 50 |
| #4 | blood tears | +1.89 | 87 | 57 |
| #5 | JuS | +1.70 | 93 | 56 |





