








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 196 | 15% |
| Smokes | 276 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 443 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 354 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $90,243 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy xD | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Tarnished | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Lyscheé | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Jens Varmmand | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Chul | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lyscheé | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Jens Varmmand | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Chul | 62% | 13 |
| #6 | Alexzz | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | Lund:) | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens Varmmand | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens Varmmand | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Chul | 51 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Alexzz | 34 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Crazy xD | 20 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lyscheé | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy xD | +4.00 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | Alexzz | +1.56 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | Jens Varmmand | +1.49 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | Krumme | +0.78 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | Lund:) | +0.01 | 63 | 74 |





