








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1656 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1816 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1517 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1130 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,545 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy xD | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Krumme | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Tarnished | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | Chul | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Lyscheé | 57% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alexzz | 272 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lyscheé | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | KirseBERTILsovs | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tarnished | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Crazy xD | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crazy xD | +2.27 | 89 | 81 |
| #2 | Jens Varmmand | +1.73 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Alexzz | +1.11 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | Prome | +1.07 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | Lyscheé | +0.83 | 87 | 67 |





