








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2158 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4677 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3280 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,094,445 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Khayn | 38% | 176 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | 37% | 35 |
| #4 | [VORZ] Blvze | 37% | 136 |
| #5 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 36% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Khayn | 38% | 176 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | 37% | 35 |
| #4 | [VORZ] Blvze | 37% | 136 |
| #5 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 36% | 216 |
| #6 | Sykris | 32% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khayn | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | [VORZ] Blvze | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Sykris | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Für Duisburg | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 662 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Khayn | 289 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | [VORZ] Blvze | 241 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | UnLuckseN | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sykris | 71 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | +8.42 | 93 | 76 |
| #2 | Khayn | +2.42 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | +1.74 | 76 | 80 |
| #4 | [VORZ] Blvze | -0.42 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | It's me.. Silver Mario | -0.81 | 53 | 60 |





