








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 463 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1455 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1482 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1916 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,896 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | Für Duisburg | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 33% | 76 |
| #4 | Khayn | 33% | 95 |
| #5 | Die Garzelle | 32% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Für Duisburg | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 33% | 76 |
| #4 | Khayn | 33% | 95 |
| #5 | Die Garzelle | 32% | 133 |
| #6 | [VORZ] Blvze | 30% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Die Garzelle | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Khayn | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | [VORZ] Blvze | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 340 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Khayn | 191 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | [VORZ] Blvze | 149 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Die Garzelle | 120 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | UnLuckseN | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | +8.74 | 91 | 78 |
| #2 | Khayn | +3.63 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | +2.88 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | Die Garzelle | +0.52 | 61 | 65 |
| #5 | [VORZ] Blvze | +0.22 | 74 | 62 |





