








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1978 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1872 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2494 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1873 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,384 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 41% | 198 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | 38% | 39 |
| #4 | Die Garzelle | 38% | 176 |
| #5 | [VORZ] Blvze | 37% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 41% | 198 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | 38% | 39 |
| #4 | Die Garzelle | 38% | 176 |
| #5 | [VORZ] Blvze | 37% | 129 |
| #6 | Sykris | 33% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | [VORZ] Blvze | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Die Garzelle | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Sykris | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's me.. Silver Mario | 651 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | [VORZ] Blvze | 213 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Die Garzelle | 171 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | UnLuckseN | 94 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Für Duisburg | 81 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnLuckseN | +7.64 | 88 | 77 |
| #2 | Khayn | +2.70 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | Für Duisburg | +1.95 | 76 | 80 |
| #4 | [VORZ] Blvze | -0.20 | 72 | 61 |
| #5 | It's me.. Silver Mario | -1.44 | 51 | 60 |





