








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 162 | 7% |
| Smokes | 705 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 943 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 573 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,361,116 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard fungi | 43% | 227 |
| #2 | doin mediocre | 40% | 175 |
| #3 | 3Hunna | 40% | 172 |
| #4 | ✪Table | 38% | 63 |
| #5 | @@@ | 37% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | doin mediocre | 40% | 175 |
| #3 | 3Hunna | 40% | 172 |
| #4 | ✪Table | 38% | 63 |
| #5 | @@@ | 37% | 73 |
| #6 | kuba | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard fungi | 30 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | 3Hunna | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | ✪Table | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | @@@ | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | kuba | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | richard fungi | 330 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | 3Hunna | 259 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪Table | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | @@@ | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | kuba | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Table | +3.28 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | kuba | +2.42 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | 3Hunna | +1.57 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | @@@ | +0.87 | 62 | 49 |
| #5 | richard fungi | -1.36 | 48 | 53 |





