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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 786 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2804 | 37% |
| Smokes | 923 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1988 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,877,170 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2066 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuba | 52% | 50 |
| #2 | 3Hunna | 47% | 245 |
| #3 | doin mediocre | 45% | 213 |
| #4 | @@@ | 44% | 103 |
| #5 | i'm a casual | 43% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 3Hunna | 47% | 245 |
| #3 | doin mediocre | 45% | 213 |
| #4 | @@@ | 44% | 103 |
| #5 | i'm a casual | 43% | 227 |
| #6 | ✪Table | 43% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3Hunna | 18 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ✪Table | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | i'm a casual | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | doin mediocre | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | @@@ | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3Hunna | 384 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪Table | 204 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | @@@ | 142 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | kuba | 138 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | i'm a casual | 62 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuba | +3.08 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪Table | +2.39 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | 3Hunna | +1.85 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | @@@ | +0.35 | 61 | 50 |
| #5 | richard fungi | -1.26 | 46 | 52 |





