








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 957 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1305 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1666 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,816 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realOP | 90% | 21 |
| #2 | bryceOP | 75% | 28 |
| #3 | real donk | 68% | 34 |
| #4 | Boerepompie | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | Bustxd | 58% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | real donk | 68% | 34 |
| #4 | Boerepompie | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | Bustxd | 58% | 115 |
| #6 | {_PK_}✪Robert3706✪ | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | Kola | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realOP | 8 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | Bustxd | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | real donk | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Kola | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Boerepompie | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bustxd | 273 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kola | 104 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #3 | realOP | 58 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | {_PK_}✪Robert3706✪ | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | real donk | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realOP | +7.76 | 94 | 51 |
| #2 | real donk | +4.67 | 92 | 52 |
| #3 | bryceOP | +3.41 | 92 | 60 |
| #4 | Bustxd | +1.77 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | Boerepompie | +1.19 | 63 | 44 |





