








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4942 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3563 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3058 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $930,994 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pelaaja507 | 34 | 0.0223 |
| #2 | jari lapista | 31 | 0.0268 |
| #3 | prinsessa tare | 29 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | Don't buy Utility | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | PerdeZz | 22 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poisuiner | 300 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | PerdeZz | 215 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Xaidress | 215 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | prinsessa tare | 202 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Reborn h1tl3r | 146 | 0.21 | 3 min |





