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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7860 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5664 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6502 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $805,279 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaxX | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | betongk | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | sundae | 60% | 374 |
| #4 | R1c0la | 58% | 103 |
| #5 | 🔴 | 58% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 🔴 | 58% | 226 |
| #6 | stev.v | 56% | 32 |
| #7 | Rubaka | 56% | 149 |
| #8 | chobsen_🧙 Kyu :) | 55% | 40 |
| #9 | Bisso | 52% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sundae | 41 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | 🔴 | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Bisso | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rubaka | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | betongk | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sundae | 1282 | 0.17 | 31 min |
| #2 | 🔴 | 683 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Rubaka | 371 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Bisso | 310 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | betongk | 218 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sundae | +2.54 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | oNx | +1.52 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | Rubaka | +1.03 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | stev.v | +0.64 | 88 | 67 |
| #5 | R1c0la | +0.57 | 79 | 45 |





