








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1670 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4569 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 530 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 3079 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,391,046 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodFatherrr | 53% | 266 |
| #2 | Toffu | 49% | 280 |
| #3 | InSurge | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | FiReFoXqB | 43% | 96 |
| #5 | "DeaDX" | 29% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodFatherrr | 53% | 266 |
| #2 | Toffu | 49% | 280 |
| #3 | InSurge | 45% | 51 |
| #4 | FiReFoXqB | 43% | 96 |
| #5 | "DeaDX" | 29% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffu | 24 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | GodFatherrr | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | "DeaDX" | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | FiReFoXqB | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | InSurge | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffu | 839 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | GodFatherrr | 362 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | FiReFoXqB | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | "DeaDX" | 140 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | InSurge | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toffu | +2.40 | 60 | 66 |
| #2 | "DeaDX" | +1.04 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | FiReFoXqB | +0.60 | 55 | 55 |
| #4 | GodFatherrr | +0.45 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | InSurge | +0.17 | 81 | 40 |





