








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25 | 24% |
| Smokes | 40 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,726 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamsy | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Far | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | ARman | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Aurori | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Nítro | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ARman | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Aurori | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Nítro | 55% | 11 |
| #6 | Thazen | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | Robely! | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Far | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Hamsy | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Nítro | 2 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Aurori | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nítro | 47 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Far | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | ARman | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Aurori | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hamsy | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aurori | +6.01 | 64 | 49 |
| #2 | Nítro | +5.42 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Far | +3.38 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | Thazen | +3.02 | 42 | 42 |
| #5 | ARman | -0.61 | 52 | 50 |





