








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 37 | 29% |
| Smokes | 30 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 17 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,500 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | >w< | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Far | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Nítro | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Aurori | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ARman | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aurori | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ARman | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | Spork | 20% | 5 |
| #7 | Thazen | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | Robely! | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Far | 3 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | >w< | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Aurori | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nítro | 54 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #2 | Far | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Aurori | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ARman | 21 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | >w< | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nítro | +5.84 | 76 | 75 |
| #2 | Aurori | +5.55 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | Thazen | +2.57 | 33 | 52 |
| #4 | Far | +1.60 | 59 | 35 |
| #5 | ARman | -0.93 | 63 | 46 |





