








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 669 | 22% |
| Smokes | 899 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 512 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 898 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,143 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUC | 52% | 56 |
| #2 | LiqmaKok | 42% | 97 |
| #3 | Cumm with a dash of Cumm | 42% | 98 |
| #4 | SM'ROSS | 31% | 48 |
| #5 | Papa Dragon | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiqmaKok | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Cumm with a dash of Cumm | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | MUC | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | SM'ROSS | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiqmaKok | 441 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Cumm with a dash of Cumm | 184 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | SM'ROSS | 98 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | MUC | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Papa Dragon | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jayknocks | +2.37 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | MUC | +0.85 | 58 | 46 |
| #3 | LiqmaKok | +0.17 | 48 | 87 |
| #4 | Cumm with a dash of Cumm | -0.16 | 39 | 59 |
| #5 | Papa Dragon | -3.63 | 51 | 60 |





