








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,677 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2993 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2445 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1436 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1803 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,825 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 318 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | 82% | 22 |
| #2 | ramuss | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | viridian | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | kibstar | 60% | 52 |
| #5 | ._. | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._. | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | asdasd | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | ramuss | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Falcon | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._. | 120 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | viridian | 96 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | asdasd | 93 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | kibstar | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ramuss | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | +7.21 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | aliStair | +5.47 | 93 | 70 |
| #3 | ._. | +0.79 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | ramuss | +0.70 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | viridian | +0.69 | 81 | 79 |





