








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 921 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 158 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5214 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5459 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4349 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2839 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,385,278 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aibex | 53% | 145 |
| #2 | tRiLL- | 52% | 94 |
| #3 | Drew | 51% | 614 |
| #4 | Wreckfest | 50% | 656 |
| #5 | xAffluence | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wreckfest | 15 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Drew | 15 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | aibex | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | tRiLL- | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | xAffluence | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mazer | +1.71 | 87 | 52 |
| #2 | tRiLL- | +1.10 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | aibex | +0.53 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Drew | +0.18 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | Wreckfest | -0.61 | 46 | 62 |





