








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 590 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 640 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4614 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3106 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6282 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4419 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,082,870 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xAffluence | 53% | 215 |
| #2 | Mazer | 53% | 145 |
| #3 | tRiLL- | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | Wreckfest | 48% | 339 |
| #5 | Drew | 47% | 335 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mazer | 53% | 145 |
| #3 | tRiLL- | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | Wreckfest | 48% | 339 |
| #5 | Drew | 47% | 335 |
| #6 | tuRkk | 31% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drew | 19 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Wreckfest | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | xAffluence | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mazer | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | tuRkk | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wreckfest | 1358 | 0.18 | 45 min |
| #2 | Drew | 488 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Mazer | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | tuRkk | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | tRiLL- | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aibex | +1.27 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | tRiLL- | +1.04 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | Mazer | +0.89 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | tuRkk | +0.35 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | Drew | -0.14 | 63 | 58 |





