








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 289 | 25% |
| Smokes | 211 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 400 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 245 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $55,948 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regy | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Bully Magblyat | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | JonSom | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Er3th0rn | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | David :) | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | StyLzTF | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | QuEnEx | 50% | 2 |
| #8 | Jucktmichnicht | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | BOTs1mOn | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | T1Z | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1Z | 83 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | Er3th0rn | 47 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | David :) | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | JonSom | 22 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jucktmichnicht | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Er3th0rn | +4.80 | 68 | 62 |
| #2 | Regy | +2.20 | 67 | 78 |
| #3 | Jucktmichnicht | +1.84 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | Viiper | +1.79 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | David :) | +0.71 | 81 | 61 |





