








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1851 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3079 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2153 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4646 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,345,609 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuya BAGSIK | 63% | 73 |
| #2 | -|TitanKill|- | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | MzPubStar* | 49% | 91 |
| #4 | dollblaze | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | Aki | 47% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Aki | 47% | 76 |
| #6 | Maniac | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | 𝓣ℋ𝓮 𝒟𝒾𝒹𝒹ℒ𝓮ℛ 💆🏻♀ | 46% | 26 |
| #8 | luig1CR | 46% | 57 |
| #9 | Leb_Soldier | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Kuya BAGSIK | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | MzPubStar* | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | luig1CR | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 𝓣ℋ𝓮 𝒟𝒾𝒹𝒹ℒ𝓮ℛ 💆🏻♀ | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MzPubStar* | 420 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | Leb_Soldier | 188 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kuya BAGSIK | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | luig1CR | 129 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | dollblaze | 120 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac | +3.78 | 65 | 38 |
| #2 | KokemonGuy | +1.71 | 51 | 56 |
| #3 | Kuya BAGSIK | +0.81 | 59 | 54 |
| #4 | luig1CR | +0.28 | 53 | 58 |
| #5 | Leb_Soldier | +0.28 | 40 | 67 |





