








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 913 | 27% |
| Smokes | 822 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 622 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1001 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,778 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirChickenYT | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | :3 | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | gaveeeyy | 51% | 178 |
| #5 | St1vold | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | St1vold | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | chippycss | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | SexyPlatoon_666 | 42% | 19 |
| #8 | Eric | 33% | 12 |
| #9 | Eliddinn | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaveeeyy | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | St1vold | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | SirChickenYT | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | chippycss | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | SexyPlatoon_666 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaveeeyy | 124 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | St1vold | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | SexyPlatoon_666 | 55 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | 31 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | SirChickenYT | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | +6.41 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | SirChickenYT | +2.98 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | St1vold | +1.87 | 55 | 77 |
| #4 | gaveeeyy | +1.19 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Jibert | +0.74 | 71 | 37 |





