








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 479 | 24% |
| Smokes | 438 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 694 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $420,563 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | gaveeeyy | 41% | 37 |
| #15 | Pioneer | 40% | 15 |
| #16 | ToobZ | 38% | 8 |
| #17 | Eliddinn | 36% | 11 |
| #18 | Taky | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St1vold | 13 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | gaveeeyy | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | SirChickenYT | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Taky | 2 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | AesPecT | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St1vold | 90 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | 58 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | b0x3d | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | gaveeeyy | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | SirChickenYT | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | +3.92 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | AesPecT | +2.81 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | BragZy-San | +2.25 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | SirChickenYT | +1.91 | 85 | 64 |
| #5 | fuse | +1.59 | 75 | 47 |





