








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 49% |
| Smokes | 95 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 55 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 146 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,169 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hoff | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Markonien | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | St1vold | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | SirChickenYT | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Taky | 33% | 3 |
| #11 | :3 | 25% | 4 |
| #12 | Joverwatch | 20% | 5 |
| #13 | Eliddinn | 0% | 3 |
| #14 | TheCarrotBandit | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaveeeyy | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | St1vold | 1 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | SirChickenYT | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jibert | 27 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #2 | gaveeeyy | 23 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | St1vold | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Eric | 14 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | SirChickenYT | 10 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SirChickenYT | +6.13 | 91 | 53 |
| #2 | St1vold | +5.87 | 58 | 68 |
| #3 | ⸸ x.com/Ersan1337 | +5.50 | 92 | 73 |
| #4 | Jibert | +3.27 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | Markonien | +2.35 | 79 | 58 |





