








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3507 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2551 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3828 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,808 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Resad | 50% | 283 |
| #6 | holly | 46% | 65 |
| #7 | Zephira | 44% | 96 |
| #8 | nofrown | 41% | 56 |
| #9 | CaseyZun | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Resad | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Kurt from Sales | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | dazogog | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Zephira | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | CaseyZun | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dazogog | +2.91 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | Resad | +2.06 | 60 | 49 |
| #3 | Yayson | +0.19 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | shlomy | +0.18 | 57 | 62 |
| #5 | CaseyZun | -1.34 | 47 | 55 |





