








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1904 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2569 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4147 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3553 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $865,909 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Yayson | 54% | 138 |
| #6 | Resad | 53% | 522 |
| #7 | shlomy | 50% | 206 |
| #8 | holly | 50% | 151 |
| #9 | Zephira | 48% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dazogog | +3.51 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | Resad | +2.39 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | Yayson | +0.20 | 44 | 56 |
| #4 | shlomy | +0.02 | 55 | 61 |
| #5 | CaseyZun | -1.05 | 50 | 63 |





