








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 133 | 17% |
| Smokes | 341 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 58 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 263 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,425 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwa Gwa | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Stampede | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | Choice1952 | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | wtannerb | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | TOP DOGE | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Choice1952 | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | wtannerb | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | TOP DOGE | 38% | 8 |
| #6 | Certified Cat Girl uwu | 33% | 12 |
| #7 | cement | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stampede | 1 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | cement | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtannerb | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Certified Cat Girl uwu | 44 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | TOP DOGE | 22 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Choice1952 | 21 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Stampede | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wtannerb | +6.13 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | TOP DOGE | +4.76 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Stampede | +2.54 | 65 | 42 |
| #4 | Gwa Gwa | +0.69 | 56 | 49 |
| #5 | Certified Cat Girl uwu | -2.37 | 13 | 47 |





