








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1026 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1295 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2091 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1717 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,565 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxie_Mig | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Cryp3r | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Biche | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | VeeK | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Lilith | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxie_Mig | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Cryp3r | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Biche | 50% | 48 |
| #4 | VeeK | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Lilith | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxie_Mig | 9 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | Biche | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | VeeK | 6 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Cryp3r | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biche | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Cryp3r | 50 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | VeeK | 33 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Galaxie_Mig | 28 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Lilith | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Galaxie_Mig | +3.06 | 61 | 30 |
| #2 | Lilith | +2.47 | 60 | 47 |
| #3 | Frere Gouny | +0.37 | 76 | 46 |
| #4 | VeeK | +0.21 | 55 | 35 |
| #5 | Cryp3r | -0.12 | 81 | 62 |





