








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3127 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3059 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4539 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3811 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,697 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iLight | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | ^ ^5👌zlFeeling | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | SpleX | 53% | 182 |
| #4 | *Morco`# | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Pablo Escobar | 46% | 24 |
| #9 | Habibi Blocksberg | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | fir3up36 | 42% | 24 |
| #11 | kraeuti | 37% | 41 |
| #12 | 1 vor Drohne | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | *Morco`# | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ✪ HanZi | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Klibink | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | 529 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | kraeuti | 207 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Klibink | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✪ HanZi | 115 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | iLight | 102 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ HanZi | +1.69 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | SpleX | +1.43 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | Pablo Escobar | +0.97 | 83 | 77 |
| #4 | Klibink | +0.48 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | ^ ^5👌zlFeeling | +0.47 | 69 | 61 |





