








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 513 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4987 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5047 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6167 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6074 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,793,905 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonny | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | SpleX | 51% | 132 |
| #3 | Dr. JDL | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | Pablo Escobar | 43% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SpleX | 51% | 132 |
| #3 | Dr. JDL | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | Pablo Escobar | 43% | 42 |
| #6 | *Morco`# | 40% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | *Morco`# | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Pablo Escobar | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | FeLix[L]🍀 | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Jonny | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpleX | 373 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Pablo Escobar | 99 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jonny | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr. JDL | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | *Morco`# | 44 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. JDL | +2.70 | 62 | 68 |
| #2 | SpleX | +2.40 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | Pablo Escobar | +1.76 | 84 | 69 |
| #4 | ^ ^5👌zlFeeling | +0.35 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | FeLix[L]🍀 | +0.35 | 83 | 74 |





