








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2731 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1885 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1843 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $793,752 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 896 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Huby | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | ady | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | wotah. | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | Alastor | 60% | 52 |
| #5 | Floeffel | 59% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShebX | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | GoaTb | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | wotah. | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Alastor | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Floeffel | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShebX | 412 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | GoaTb | 146 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | wotah. | 135 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | Alastor | 92 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Floeffel | 92 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wotah. | +2.24 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | ShebX | +1.66 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Floeffel | +1.11 | 81 | 59 |
| #4 | GoaTb | +1.07 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | Don Huby | +0.77 | 63 | 67 |





