








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 931 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4398 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5331 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2290 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4157 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,844 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | phillip | 57% | 106 |
| #9 | cete | 56% | 354 |
| #10 | Phenomenon.™ | 54% | 228 |
| #11 | Rip G | 51% | 73 |
| #12 | HDF JadugriD | 47% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flarax | 37 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Nils | 35 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Hakan | 25 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | cete | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | John Deep | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakan | 1617 | 0.19 | 43 min |
| #2 | Nils | 697 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | Phenomenon.™ | 610 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | cete | 601 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #5 | John Deep | 514 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darkrider | +2.03 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | cete | +1.98 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Nils | +1.27 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Flarax | +1.26 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | Flo | +0.50 | 69 | 69 |





