








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1924 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1326 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1182 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $606,468 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | mestari | 56% | 32 |
| #8 | Rip G | 53% | 17 |
| #9 | phillip | 52% | 25 |
| #10 | cete | 47% | 47 |
| #11 | HDF JadugriD | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakan | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nils | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | darkrider | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Flarax | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | cete | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hakan | 514 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | darkrider | 475 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Phenomenon.™ | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Nils | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | mestari | 108 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darkrider | +2.48 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | Nils | +1.52 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Flarax | +1.31 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | cete | +0.86 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Hakan | +0.49 | 70 | 82 |





