








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2370 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2829 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2408 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,201,886 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taylor Swift Lover | 52% | 107 |
| #2 | RealAsianBatman | 49% | 91 |
| #3 | SilraVen | 49% | 139 |
| #4 | BucketHead | 48% | 227 |
| #5 | dinger | 47% | 462 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dinger | 43 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | BucketHead | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Albert D | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | #SweetTea | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Krzy | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dinger | 2799 | 0.28 | 93 min |
| #2 | #SweetTea | 388 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Albert D | 388 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | JayFrcs | 260 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Krzy | 236 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzy | +1.77 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | dinger | +1.57 | 77 | 82 |
| #3 | RealAsianBatman | +1.19 | 70 | 51 |
| #4 | JayFrcs | +1.06 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Taylor Swift Lover | +0.59 | 60 | 39 |





