








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2508 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3225 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2720 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2885 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,418,852 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Oranjô | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | Fordylicious - The Fumbler | 46% | 158 |
| #6 | damp socks | 44% | 59 |
| #7 | beasthunter9923 | 40% | 25 |
| #8 | Llywelyn Fawr | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llywelyn Fawr | 487 | 0.40 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fordylicious - The Fumbler | 153 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Oranjô | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | damp socks | 112 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | beasthunter9923 | 102 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [MATUREgaming] fmXkami☂ | +8.19 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | Llywelyn Fawr | +2.85 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | SweatyMcPitstains | +1.23 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | beasthunter9923 | -0.35 | 43 | 42 |
| #5 | Oranjô | -0.55 | 32 | 41 |





