








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1043 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 704 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $513,159 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysis | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Reginaldboons | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | troginus | 29% | 14 |
| #4 | Freehoax | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysis | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | Reginaldboons | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | troginus | 29% | 14 |
| #4 | Freehoax | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crysis | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | Freehoax | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Reginaldboons | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | troginus | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reginaldboons | +4.38 | 74 | 72 |
| #2 | Freehoax | -0.21 | 33 | 61 |
| #3 | Crysis | -2.08 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | 5thrabbit | -2.46 | 24 | 60 |
| #5 | troginus | -4.28 | 12 | 32 |





