








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3759 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1716 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2530 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2014 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,817 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just | 53% | 66 |
| #2 | Hosuri | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | steeppari | 44% | 81 |
| #4 | MasiMUnapää | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | Jokhiis | 43% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MasiMUnapää | 44% | 59 |
| #5 | Jokhiis | 43% | 258 |
| #6 | Tomppa | 42% | 264 |
| #7 | VACation | 37% | 60 |
| #8 | Kirple | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hosuri | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Jokhiis | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Tomppa | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | steeppari | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | VACation | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppa | 1306 | 0.24 | 40 min |
| #2 | Jokhiis | 674 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | VACation | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kirple | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | MasiMUnapää | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just | +3.84 | 78 | 40 |
| #2 | Jokhiis | +1.77 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | VACation | +1.50 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Tomppa | +0.84 | 68 | 77 |
| #5 | steeppari | +0.73 | 80 | 45 |





