








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2706 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3889 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3010 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3005 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,498 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peluri | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | DisappointingCabbage | 59% | 99 |
| #3 | Rane | 55% | 146 |
| #4 | Turtleprn | 54% | 127 |
| #5 | Snadi2k | 53% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snadi2k | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | DisappointingCabbage | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Turtleprn | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | franton | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ^ ^6👌hi james™ | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^ ^6👌hi james™ | +4.08 | 67 | 59 |
| #2 | Peluri | +3.47 | 73 | 47 |
| #3 | daftness | +2.83 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | franton | +1.97 | 70 | 71 |
| #5 | Rane | +1.28 | 73 | 57 |





