








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3351 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3779 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2003 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3042 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,993,940 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratte | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 48% | 324 |
| #3 | [F5] fennx | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | rayn | 47% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratte | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 48% | 324 |
| #3 | [F5] fennx | 48% | 40 |
| #4 | rayn | 47% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | rayn | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | [F5] fennx | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Ratte | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayn | 969 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ratte | 301 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #3 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 193 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | [F5] fennx | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayn | +2.70 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | [F5] fennx | +2.65 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | +1.69 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Ratte | -0.04 | 64 | 67 |
| #5 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | -2.80 | 64 | 63 |





