








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9488 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5902 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5929 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5586 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,294 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 48% | 56 |
| #3 | rayn | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 48% | 56 |
| #3 | rayn | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayn | 135 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rayn | +1.79 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | Ratte | +1.00 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | ſnlıɐuԀɐɹʇʎlǝ⅄ | +0.79 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | RoLexX_HiMSeLF | -2.99 | 69 | 68 |





