








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2149 | 37% |
| Smokes | 947 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1641 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,512 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickylicious | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | GiL Steel | 78% | 23 |
| #3 | Twix | 61% | 64 |
| #4 | Oziror | 52% | 95 |
| #5 | zouni | 39% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zouni | 40 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Oziror | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Twix | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | GiL Steel | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Rickylicious | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | +6.96 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | Rickylicious | +3.05 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | Oziror | +2.56 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | zouni | -0.48 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | GiL Steel | -0.87 | 56 | 59 |





