








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5073 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4251 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2383 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3053 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,466 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | 50% | 109 |
| #2 | Oziror | 50% | 109 |
| #3 | Benenuts | 39% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | 50% | 109 |
| #2 | Oziror | 50% | 109 |
| #3 | Benenuts | 39% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benenuts | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Twix | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Oziror | 7 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benenuts | 489 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Oziror | 327 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Twix | 246 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twix | +5.04 | 92 | 52 |
| #2 | Oziror | +3.25 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | zouni | -0.02 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | Benenuts | -3.20 | 58 | 48 |





