








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,683 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,900 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingKitty | 50% | 125 |
| #2 | Rahz | 49% | 109 |
| #3 | griMM | 47% | 204 |
| #4 | saburo | 47% | 173 |
| #5 | dFUZE' | 45% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFUZE' | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | griMM | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | saburo | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Rahz | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | KingKitty | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | griMM | 811 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | saburo | 459 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | KingKitty | 383 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | dFUZE' | 316 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Rahz | 195 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saburo | +1.46 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | dFUZE' | +1.15 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Rahz | +0.82 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | KingKitty | +0.30 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | vlocity160 | -0.37 | 56 | 49 |





