








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5489 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6170 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4106 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2133 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,352 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingKitty | 47% | 307 |
| #2 | vlocity160 | 47% | 204 |
| #3 | Code0r | 46% | 122 |
| #4 | saburo | 46% | 341 |
| #5 | Rahz | 46% | 316 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFUZE' | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | saburo | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | KingKitty | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | vlocity160 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Rahz | 3 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KingKitty | 940 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #2 | saburo | 900 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #3 | dFUZE' | 823 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #4 | Rahz | 508 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Code0r | 465 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFUZE' | +1.36 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | saburo | +1.05 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Rahz | +0.64 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | KingKitty | +0.24 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | vlocity160 | -0.36 | 56 | 48 |





