








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 735 | 25% |
| Smokes | 728 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 790 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 711 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,189 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lisboa | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | stickerzz | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | javs | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | VAI CORINTHIA | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | sunSet | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Butcher | 50% | 8 |
| #14 | Velho Ancião | 50% | 8 |
| #15 | Fiori | 47% | 17 |
| #16 | digao INSANE.GG | 46% | 13 |
| #17 | -FAMOSO 3 CAPA- | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunSet | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | LeLe_ES | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | VAI CORINTHIA | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 139 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | sunSet | 79 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | LeLe_ES | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | digao INSANE.GG | 49 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | -Brnx | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Lé | +4.17 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | sunSet | +3.87 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | -Brnx | +3.56 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | stickerzz | +1.67 | 67 | 75 |
| #5 | Subz1 ;* | +1.44 | 74 | 71 |





