








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 250 | 27% |
| Smokes | 274 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 253 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 155 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,257 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ilanth | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | filleyy xD! | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | felicks | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Xzip | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | KennyB | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KennyB | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | Kongo | 26% | 19 |
| #7 | erik_hs | 25% | 12 |
| #8 | Gurkan | 0% | 3 |
| #9 | wazki ☭ | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kongo | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | filleyy xD! | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | erik_hs | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | KennyB | 1 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | wazki ☭ | 1 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filleyy xD! | 41 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ilanth | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | erik_hs | 20 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kongo | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Xzip | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erik_hs | +3.75 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Ilanth | +2.26 | 65 | 64 |
| #3 | filleyy xD! | +1.03 | 52 | 77 |
| #4 | KennyB | +0.01 | 49 | 61 |
| #5 | felicks | -0.82 | 55 | 60 |





