








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1736 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3344 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2909 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,081,189 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erik_hs | 47% | 119 |
| #2 | filleyy xD! | 46% | 202 |
| #3 | Ilanth | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | Gurkan | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | wazki ☭ | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | filleyy xD! | 46% | 202 |
| #3 | Ilanth | 46% | 98 |
| #4 | Gurkan | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | wazki ☭ | 43% | 58 |
| #6 | Kongo | 42% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filleyy xD! | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | Kongo | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Ilanth | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | wazki ☭ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | erik_hs | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | filleyy xD! | 447 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | erik_hs | 182 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kongo | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ilanth | 102 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | wazki ☭ | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erik_hs | +0.80 | 67 | 66 |
| #2 | filleyy xD! | +0.22 | 62 | 78 |
| #3 | Kongo | -0.21 | 42 | 62 |
| #4 | Ilanth | -0.44 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Xzip | -0.46 | 39 | 65 |





